I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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