Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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