Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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