we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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