Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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