I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We need a shit load of segways right now
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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