so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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