she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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