There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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