Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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