so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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