Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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