Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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