I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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