I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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