She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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