I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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