I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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