I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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