party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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