you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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