Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Randomize
