why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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