Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
wow bdsm is so cute
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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