Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
either way he was missing a nipple.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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