You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My liver just broke up with me...
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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