Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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