I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
God I need to hump something, right now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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