He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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