there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He has the fingertips of a God
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