The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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