8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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