Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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