at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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