I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Even my vagina gasped.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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