She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
