Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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