I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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