Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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