I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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