But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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