plz talk dirty to me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
