He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize