on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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