This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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