WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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