But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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