I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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