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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(240): View more from Maryland

He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.

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(678): View more from Georgia

When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.

(678): View more from Georgia

C smoking isn't all bad

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(636): View more from Missouri

That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I wake up by myself then?

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(716): View more from New York

banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.

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(316): View more from Kansas

They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo

(316): View more from Kansas

Mind. Blown.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick

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