Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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