i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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