Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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