it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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