Your mouth is God's brothel.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I touched a dick in church today
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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