Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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