I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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